The names James, Le Saint James

High on a hill, Le Saint James Hotel in Bordeaux offers unique style, fantastic views, superb food and a cookery school as well. 

IMG_3154We started calling it the ‘Le Saint James Bond’ moment, the moment after waking up that I pressed the button to raise the blind at the end of our bed.

With a cheerful whirr all four meters or so of blind would creep upward to slowly reveal a 180 degree view of Bordeaux spread out to the west below. The early light shining onto the taller buildings the cars with their headlights on, blue lights of emergency services silently and purposefully charging down the autoroutes. Magical.

IMG_3350The room, like all the rooms at the Le Saint James Hotel, is designed around the bed and the bed is designed around the view. Up here in the village of Bouliac, known unsurprisingly as the Balcony of Bordeaux, everyone gets a good view but lucky guests in their beds have the best view of all. Continue reading

Avast there! Aboard Quantum of the Seas, the biggest floating food palace ever

If you’ve always thought a cruise was not for you then it may be time to think again, after all where else can you get to eat in 18 different restaurants only a short stroll from your bedroom? 

ARM2A stomach-boggling variety of eateries is only one of the attractions of the just launched Royal Caribbean cruise ship Quantum of the Seas, the third biggest cruise ship in the world at 347 m and one able to carry 4,000 passengers.

DODGEMS2Onboard are the first dodgems at sea, the first trapeze, the first skydive simulator – Ripcord by iFLY – the first Jamie’s Italian, the North Star – a stomach fluttering glass pod that swings out and over the ship to give you a helicopter view – and the Bionic Bar where two hyperactive robots log your order and then go into blurred motion at the optics, the ice dispenser and the mixer taps before finally giving it all a good shake and sliding your refreshing beverage towards you. Continue reading

The fat of the land

Pigs and parmesan aren’t enough for the people of Emilia Romagna, Italy, they want to have their art and eat it too. Nick Harman heads out to sample a bit of both.IMG_2912‘I’m going to London tomorrow.’ enthuses the Italian man at Due Platani , a trattoria in the countryside just outside Parma, ‘I’ve got a reservation at Chiltern Firehouse after three months’ wait!’ Well you don’t want to be a downer on anyone do you, but I had to bite back a ‘why bother?’ I mean I had just eaten a superb meal of local, seasonal produce such as pumpkin ravioli, so good other chefs come for miles to eat them, in a room joyfully filled with people of all ages and with not a WAG or scenester in sight.

IMG_3086It was followed by pasta ribbons mixed with a perfect balance of duck ragu, enough to add flavour to the fresh pasta but not swamp it, then some guinea fowl with spicy sweet mostarda, and had ended with my being invited to see a huge mound of fresh ice cream come surging out of an ancient gelato machine before it was rushed to eagerly waiting tables. You don’t get that in West London. Continue reading

Don’t save it for Sunday

Jetting into Jerez to taste a lot of sherry and to put aside some prejudices

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The dark interior the of sherry bodega in Jerez stretches away to what seems like infinity. On each side black painted barrels are stacked in Goth splendour three barrels high. Outside, even in September, the sky is a brilliant blue and the temperature is enough to make pedestrians hug the shady side of the street and drivers turn up the aircon full blast.

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Inside it smells musty and mouldy and of sherry. It’s an aroma redolent of Christmas and Sunday dinners, and for anyone of a certain age it’sHarveys Bristol Cream that immediately springs to mind. Which is apt, as this is where it comes from Continue reading

Pepper Big

Down in ‘Fannet’ food has taken a space age turn. Nick Harman visits the UK’s biggest greenhouse complex to find how our red, yellow and green peppers are produced.

pepmainI can’t get rid of it; ‘This is Planet Earth’ by Duran Duran keeps looping around my brain as we wait for security clearance to enter the world of Thanet Earth. Damn those catchy 80s popsters and their irresistible ‘hooks’.

I soon lose the beat though as we round a corner and I get my first sight of the massive greenhouses covering the rough equivalent of four Heathrow terminals, or 40 football pitches if that helps. Very, very big, is perhaps the best way of putting it.

IMG_2437Before the greenhouses fell to earth all this land in Thanet, the bit of the UK that includes Margate, Ramsgate and Broadstairs, grew brassicas – cauliflowers mostly -which apparently ‘smelt a fair bit.’

Now four clean, bright and odour-free greenhouses occupy the space instead. They stand on compacted earth with as little concrete as possible used in their construction. This is what modern farming looks like; efficient, virtually waste-free, ecologically as sound as possible and with no mud or muck about. Continue reading

The world’s biggest buffet

Eat for England.  Les Grands Buffets, Narbonne, France

Remorseless eating machines | The world’s biggest buffet

I agreed to it for a laugh, really. “The world’s biggest buffet”? Well that surely had to be a barn-door target for some snarky reviewing.

At first we couldn’t get to the place to even mock it from the outside. Instead we sped with increasing impatience up and down the fast two-lane on the industrial outskirts of Narbonne, trying to find a way in. Massive signs advertised furniture stores,car exhaust fitters and flooring warehouses, but the only way to access the area seemed to be to drive the wrong way around a roundabout and then floor it down a one-way street against oncoming Renault Twingos.

So we did that and made our way on foot across an airfield’s worth of tarmac to an enormous building that also seemed to house an ice-rink or a roller-rink. It was hard to tell: it was closed and dark, just like every other “grand surface” in the area.

Les Grands Buffets

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Meeting Marco Pierre White. The shark at sea

First of the rockstar chefs, rejecter of Michelin Stars and grabber of headlines, Marco Pierre White is one of P&O Cruises Food Heroes. Nick Harman catches up with him mid-voyage

IMG_2347‘’I signed around 1500 of these yesterday,’ says Marco Pierre White indicating a pile of menus in front of him, ‘there’s about another 1000 still to go.’

‘You should get a rubber stamp made up.’ I suggest tentatively, ‘that would make it a lot easier wouldn’t it?’ He turns the Marco stare on me and there’s a beat of silence. ‘But it won’t be the same will it?’ he points out, ‘the people getting it won’t know it’s fake, but I will.’

boatNo longer a Michelin 3 star chef, he eventually threw them back saying that he was sick of trying to impress people who knew less about cooking than he did, Marco is still a man who doesn’t cut corners and doesn’t let customers down. Continue reading

Good taste in Dubai

Dubai isn’t just about Michelin starred restaurants, man-made pollution, gold taps and excess all areas. Nick Harman discovers an older Dubai, where the “real” food is to be found

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“You do the duck grip,” explains Arva, my food guide for this Arabian Frying Pan Adventure. “Pinch the food between your right hand, thumb and fingers, raise to mouth, turn hand palm up and use your thumb to flick the food in.” She does it elegantly, and not a grain of rice nor any of the Emirati Chicken Machboos escapes.

My own effort is not so good – suddenly it’s easy to see why Yemeni restaurant Al Tawasol has plastic over the brightly patterned carpet we’re sitting on. This is not a theme restaurant designed to give tourists a taste of “Bedouin dining”, but a simple place for locals of the Deira district of Dubai. Men eat together in one big room with bare walls, while women and family groups eat, shoeless, in curtained off majils “tents”. Tourists are very thin on the ground.

Barely 20 minutes’ drive from the soaring towers of bling Dubai, this area is where the workers live – Filipinos, Iranians, Pakistanis and just about anyone who is not an Arab. The buildings here are rarely over five storeys high, and the nighttime streets teem with life, neon light and noise. Workers queue at money exchanges to send funds back home. Many will sleep “hot bedding” in shared rooms: adverts for “bed space” are pasted to street walls and ask what seem to Western eyes laughably small sums, but which in reality still eat into the hard-earned wages.

Photography by Nick Harman

The residents of Deira live hard lives but they eat well. The Machboos is delicious, the meat packed with flavour and the rice cooked as only Emiratis know how. They scoff at the idea of a non-Emirati even presuming to ever get it right. The meal is cheap – but there are even cheaper options around. Arva, who has lived around here nearly all her life, knows where to find the best food.

At Sultan Dubai Falafel, the falafels are made in front of you at the counter, the chickpea mix ball stuffed with chilli paste and onions and dusted in sesame seeds before hitting the fryer. They cost around 80p for a plateful; you eat them standing up, dipped them into a hummus made with coriander, parsley, capsicum and a lemon sauce.

A few feet away from restaurant Qwaider Al Nabulsi’s scattered pavement tables, the multi-laned main road is roaring with traffic and the call to prayer so loud it drowns out even the planes taking off from Dubai airport. It’s not glamorous, but it is good. Here Arva gets us some Knafeh Na’ama: a pie with layers of cheese and ground kataifi-noodle pastry, served with a syrup to cut through the salty cheese. The overall savoury-sweet crunch is addictive.

We drop into Al Samadi Sweets on Muraqqabat Street to try bukaj, delicious little baklava shaped like knapsacks, karabij – pistachio cookies – and Arabic coffee called gahwa, a weak brew laced with cardamom and sipped from endlessly refilled small cups. When you’ve had enough, Arva explains, you simply waggle the cup any time the coffee pot approaches.

The sugar rush carries us to more places: at Asail Al Sham they freshly make Syrian pistachio boozah ice cream, a curiously elastic product made from sahlab (milk with ground orchid roots and gum from the mastic tree) and pounded to thickness with a giant pestle right there in the shop before being served sprinkled with cinnamon.

When you’ve had enough, Arva explains, you simply waggle the cup any time the coffee pot approaches

I can’t help being mesmerised at Arbel Iraqi Restaurant as I watch masgouf (wood-fired carps) being cooked around a roaring wood fire in a glass walled room. I’d have been keen to try the dish, but we had to press on: I had saffron to buy, and Arva told me the only shop she trusted was Sadaf Iranian Sweets and Spices, which sells the genuine fresh Iranian article. Iranian Saffron is sold to Spain in bulk where it’s mixed with local inferior saffron to make La Mancha: that’s still good saffron, but not as pure as this which comes in three grades – the top of the stamen (sargol), the middle and the base, the top being the finest of all. I have to buy some.

To finish our food tour, Arva leads me into a small, empty, rather tatty shopping centre. Here on the top floor and around three sides of the central well is the Iranian restaurant Abshar. They have a giant bread oven here, filled with what looks like medium-size garden gravel. The baker spreads a very wet dough on a paddle, sprinkles on sesame seeds, and slides the dough onto the hot stones. The result is sangak, a flat crisp bread full of irregular large holes.

Behind us, as we eat the sangak with white, tangy cheese and holy basil, a two-man group starts into a repertoire of heavily amplified Iranian songs, the vocals from the man so romantically impassioned you hope that he isn’t just singing the Iranian equivalent of an X Factor number. We tuck next into maahicheh (lamb shank boiled in a tomato broth), which comes served with rice with zereshk (barberries) as well as baghali polo (rice with broad beans and dill). The room is large, and this early in the evening it’s still only half-full, but it has the air of a well-used place, somewhere locals know they’ll get the best food. And as I sip a fresh mint tea I know I certainly did.

Of course there has been no alcohol – it’s not allowed by law – but I must confess that I didn’t miss it. So, feeling unusually sober and very, very full, I say goodbye to Arva and head back to my room in modern Dubai, a room in the tallest hotel in the world, the JW Marriott Marquis. It’s located in the high-class side of town, a world away from the Deira district, and one that tourists rarely leave. More should: the streets of Deira are some of the safest in the world to wander and the food something that, with an expert guide like Arva, a lot more foodies should flock to discover.

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 Nick Harman flew to Dubai from London with Emirates and was a guest of the very-tall-indeed JW Marriot Marquis Hotel

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Emirate Eating. The Dubai Food Festival

‘Oh Dubai it’s all bling and excess isn’t it, nothing to do, see or eat there’‘ Nick Harman finds the naysayers couldn’t be more wrong.

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Red, red, wine, it goes to my he- eh -eh ed’, except that it doesn’t here because neither red nor white wine are an option at The Big Grill in Muslim Dubai.

However I do have a compensatory stacked plateful of grilled lamb, Lebanese mashawis and other food treats to gnaw on as I tap my toes to the bland white reggae beat from the UB40 boys up on stage.

IMAG1065The Big Grill at Dubai Emirates Golf course is a 2-day celebration of everything BBQ; packed with BBQ cook-offs, burger eating competitions and BBQ picnics amidst live performances from world-class artists and local DJs. It’s not perhaps what people usually expect from Dubai, but that’s the point,IMG_1186

It’s all part of the Dubai Food Festival, a new idea for a city more famous for soaring tower blocks, supercars on the street and money, money money than it is for food. Continue reading

Eating the South of France

Blue skies, a gentle breeze and food for the tasting everywhere. Nick Harman spends a few days in the South of France. Day one.

IMG_1929‘Duck your heads!’ shouts the captain in French. Luckily I speak a bit of the lingo or else right now I’d be a lot shorter in stature. The top of my bonce comes uncomfortably close to the base of the bridge as our flat boat shoots expertly beneath it.

DSC_3286Sète is a sea of bridges. Stitched through with canals that form working highways between the Mediterranean sea on one side and the Thau lagoon on the other, it’s a busy fishing port right to its very centre. Continue reading